Roxy here. This week my owners continued on in the administration of my humiliating life. The boy found an old hat and stuck it on me. When I finally got it off he proceeded to chase after me, yelling my name and informing me that I was fired from the job of Family Secret Agent. Big whoop kid. My eyes are much too large for me to be a secret agent anyways. I could never hide my identity. Plus I shed too much. I would leave evidence everywhere I went.
The little one that smells like pee was at least good company in my pathetic embarrassment.
They continue to fasten a black box around my neck. I still have not figured out what it is, but I do feel quite electrified when I bark for some reason. Do any of my reader have any experience with the black box and it's powers?
Attempt #5,489 to get the feline to like me-fail.
1 comment:
This was very funny. :) Loved it! :)
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